GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie sc